Many of you are familiar with the contests we run on Facebook but we thought we would start showing our blog some of the contest action. We are excited to announce the first ever Dennis Kirk Caption Contest! This caption contest is sponsored by Fox Racing, FMF, and Shift.
How it Works
Take a look at the picture below and comment with a funny or clever caption before 11:59PM on March 8th. Please remember that we welcome crowds of all ages to our blog so be sure to keep it family friendly. We reserve the right to disqualify any inappropriate submissions. We will narrow down the best responses and announce the top five finalists along with voting instructions on Friday, March 9th. When the finalists are announced we will need your help selecting the winner! Be sure to stop by and vote for your favorite anytime between March 9th and 11:59PM, March 13th. We will announce our winner on March 14th. Please take a moment to review our official contest rules before entering.
What you could Win
1st Prize: Fox Racing Shuttle 180 Gear Bag – $99.95 Value
2nd Prize: FMF Hoodie – $45-$50 Value
3rd Prize: Shift Snapback Replica Hat – $26
All submissions will be moderated before they appear. May take up to 48 hours before comments are live.
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343 comments
Gas prices force this family from Escalades to escapades.
new MTV show: ho my ride
Most riders head for a bar after the race, but Johnny prefers to pick up a six-pack at the track!
And all his friends mocked him when he said he was taking his trusty 4 wheeler to the volleyball game.. He asks “Who’s laughing now?” .
“Kids, let me tell you the story of how I met your mother…”
lol i like this one !
I agree with Raynor p.
This gives new meaning to picking up chicks…………
This carpooling is getting out of control…
Jim’s friends thought he was admitting something to them when he announced that he got a job on the Cheer-leading team, until they saw what he gets to do to help out. Jim LOVES his job and is a good supporter for the team.
HEY….you in the back…..need to lose a little more weight!
Stupid is as Stupid does..
Taking carpooling to a whole new level!
ATGATT – All The Girls, All The Time
This is the WINNER!!
People carriers are only road legal – £17000. Quadbikes are both off and road legal – £5000. …. You do the maths.
Shoulda bought a mini van.
Now, I know why I HAD to wear the helmet!!!!
Gives new meaning to ridin’ dirty.
look at us!…only one of us has the brains to wear a helmet!
The wind in my hair now has new meaning!
I could do this all day!
“HANG ON EVERYONE, WE CAN WIN THIS WHEELIE CONTEST!”
This is just how I roll on my quad!
Honey, get the kids! We got a world record to break, stupidest parents currently only have 3 kids and a dog, we got that beat!
the new clown ride from the old days
the new clown ride
Quad riders to Quadriplegics in 3…2…
Hey Jenny I just farted in Lisa’s face ha ha
Are you sure this is legal??????????
“Your custom mods are done… wait… Airbags?! OMG I thought you said AIR HEADS!”
Welcome to Colorado City, AZ, where the wives are plenty and the riding is good.
Wheres did the guy in yellow shorts head go?:0
But the decal said no 2 up riding.
Only 2 more miles to the border!!!!!!
Love it
Next stop 29th and Broadway….
Hey, Bubba!!! Hold my beer ‘n watch this!!!!
Taking that young boy dream to a whole new level!
We have got to get the station wagon fixed……..untill then, this is fun!!!!! Weeeeee!
Forget the phone booth and V W bug, we are seeing how many we can get on this thing.
The price to pay for being a “Rock Star”
You think I was going to let a little something like a Front Flat Tire Stop Us……Nah!!!! Not Today!!!!
Honey we have to step on it to get the kids to soccer practice.
Getting ready for that trip to India!
Honey….We could have had a v8!
I told ya Becky should have got on the front!
Soccer mom late for practice again!
“I WILL turn this thing around if you kids don’t quiet down!”
Ya know, if you spent a couple of bucks at Dennis Kirk, you could’ve prevented all of this!
Toll road ahead. Get me 75 cents.
“I knew practicing wheelies would pay off eventually!”
nothing like a good mu stash ride.
Not to be outdone by China & Taiwan, Bubba is training for the world record for the most family members
on a small displacement motor vehicle.
Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Mom, Cindy is touching me !
Budget cuts mean the school needs to be creative with transportation
We’ll show those sport bike riders what a REAL wheelie looks like.
STOP HIM!!!!! He is stealing my four wheeler.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hillbilly stunt school, day 1.
you spend nine months trying to get out! and all your life trying to get back in, and now they are taking over my wheelie time!
This is nuthin’. You should see them ride their Segway!
I hope they don’t need a receipt for these returns to Blondes R Us!
Nytro circus family heading to church.
Not sure how much protection the driver really gets from that helmet he is wearing.
It’s 106 miles to Chicago. We’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
OK!! Now Uncle Chuck grab the spare tire and run up along side us and change that flat!!
Honey, I love riding on these things, but don’t you think its time, that we each had our own?
Bob never realized when he entered the wheelie contest that he’d actually win “The Best Hat” category!
My favorite so far. Sorry, I’m not a judge. Good one!
Seems I picked up a little more than I wanted at the concession stand
Honey, why do we always have to go to the Mud Races this way?
Honey, do we always have to go to the Mud Races this way?
I told you girls not to wear heels! That can be dangerous!
Texting while doing a wheelie and getting to game on time. Can you say “coolest dad ever”?
Need a ride?
Like my old man told me ” if you have spare tires never trust your front tires. “
Look a SPIDER !!!!!
NEW GAME ATV TWISTER !
Looks like this Chick Magnet 6.0 addition really works! Woo hoo!! Thanks, Dennis Kirk!
They see me rollin. They hatin.
Were just like the beverily hillbillies!
I told you his after shave smelled daring, dangerous, and sexy
Dennis Kirk’s latest product – The handle bar mounted HUMANCENTiPAD.
…No wonder why Dennis Kirk sells more rear tires than front ones!
are we there yet???
ARE WE THERE YET??
Now remember kids. Always wear your safety gear while riding. And try to get it all on one body if you can.
you, seen it here first folks,, the first sport quad with 6 attractive added racks!!
One of these riders is feeling a little TOO much wind in her hair. Never too late for a helmet!
Got Quad?
Definitely NOT a “Look Ma ! – – No Hands !” moment !!!
Hey! Look mom, no hands, feet, skin…..
Bob’s dog of a quad can’t wheelie without a couple chicks…
Looks like a clown car without the body work. …
Mandy and Sherry thought it was an unusual place to meet, but HEY, anything for their first kiss!
instead of the bat mobile this is the babe mobile as i can see lol
6 girls 1 weelie
this is what i call popping a wheelie
” hey, hold ”our” beers we’re going riding”
It’s fun for the whole family!
…on the next episode, the Duggars take up Extreme Sports!
Excellent!!!
We have to win most together family at the family reunion!
Mom, did you fart again?
Beano!! Beano!!!
The family that plays together……..stays together!!!
Johnny lost his head again when that lady jumped on top of him?
Another example of Darwins theory of natural selection
They laughed when I told them I bought a 7-seater…I laughed when they were the eighth person waiting for a ride.
faster daddy faster
More fun than should be allowed on 4-wheels.
Seating capacity: One more!
Can you hold it till the next gas station?
With all the school funding cutbacks we are going to have to combine our Sex Education classes with our Physics classes. Blame your state representative, thats him giving the orientation.
Now wait a second .. who has my beer again ?
Man that AXE body spray really works!!!!!!!!
We’ve done it now Gladdis!!
Sarah wore her helmet because she knew the family vehicle brings new meaning to “Gas Powered”. Unfortunately Amanda didn’t.
ATV= $2000, HELMET= $100, and 7 Lives= PRICELESS
You forgot the wheelie BARRRRRR R R
Lean forward, lean forward !
Well Leroy, that’s not a zaklee wut ah ment wen ah sed pik us up a six pack on yer way home,………BUT IT’LL DO!!!!!!!!!!
Oh honey I love you so much right now.
When are we gonna be there?!!
so wait, youre gonna tell me that theres actually a quad in this picture?
Honey, we really have to stop picking up hitch-hikers!
Whatever you do!!!! DONT EVEN BLOW A FART UP FRONT !!! Or we will all be sitting on our backsides warming the bench before the soccer game even gets started !!!
Cost of ATV = $3500.00
Getting 7 people drunk enough to do this = $60.00
Drawing the longest straw to get to wear the “ONE(1)” Helmet = $Priceless
I told You we could all enjoy this One Four Wheeler, Maybe Next Income Tax We can afford another one.
Yea, for the Red, White, & Blue!! Or Red, White,Black,& Blue!!
Wow, I guess it is true blondes do have more
Fun after all.
Why must we always have to top the other one.
Don’t worry kids we did this all the time back in the 70’s when I was a kid ! And I survived 😉
GIRL POWER !
I will only ride in the back …if i get a helmet !
The Shady Nooke Trailer Park’s Saturday morning courtesy van to Walmart was overwhelmingly popular.
Well it only takes but a split second…..a one time “accident” and someone will be performing this in a wheel chair
sucking on O2 ……IF they are lucky …..just sayin’
“…you may now kiss the briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide! Now where’s the kill switch?
I swear, if anyone farts I’m hitting the brakes!
I sure hope no one calls DCFS on us
and my dad said i would never have fun being a stunt driver!!
Us making a run for the Mexico border.
By now you may be asking yourself…. “Where’s Waldo?”
Sadly, just before the end, Larry deduced why light behaved as both a particle and a wave – which would have surely won him the Nobel Prize for Physics he had worked all his life to achieve.
And so, students, as we wrap up this section on producing print ads for feminine hygiene products, let’s look at this last example. Remember, the user of the product must always be dressed in white and engaged in an activity where failure of the product would spell disaster.
Because blondes are more fun
How many blondes can you fit on a four wheeler?
Hey! Don’t you make me turn this wheelie around.
I gotta get me one of those! I can only fit five on my motorcycle!
One more on the front and we got it balanced.
If you have ever ridden a quad with 6 people on it, you could be a redneck
I hope the “after race” party is this much fun
Ridiculous X 7……..
Glad we insured the kids last week.
Now that looks like a fun team sport. 🙂
Proof that Blonds have more fun………
Looks like someone just got group health insurance!
I though chicks would dig me with my quad and my fashion sense. I’m living the dream!
Blonde’s huh who woulda guessed it
Poor guy,look what he has to use as safety gear !
No you said you were gonna drive, no no you said you were gonna drive!
Can never have TOO much fun!!!
We will win America’s Funniest Home Videos in 3…..2……..
OK who farted?
Where’s that drive-in?
Hey yall ready for the stoppie
A family that rides together stays together……an Rocks!!!!!
Back to the drawing board. Quad taxi bad idea
I hope my girlfriend never finds out that I was taking her friends all for a ride
Axe shower gel…………there’s no escape!!!, or
“The Darwin award goes to………..”
So they loaded up the quad and headed for Beverly…..Hills that is. Swimmin pools, Movie Stars…
phat bottom racing here we go!!!!
you can put 6 girls on 1 bike but it only take 1 guy to wheelie it
Sir, regardless of how many passengers, ATVs are not allowed in the HOV lane.
This is how we get around when the minivan is in the shop.
Cover shot for the new book: “How to pick up women”.
Mom I think Dad is taking this car pooling thing a little too far.
Beware of ‘Binford 2000’ products being sold on Craigslist!
betty joe you never told me i had to take ALL your sisters on our first date
but think of the great stories we well tell from our hospital beds
Bobbie Sue, I put you in charge of the brake NOT the accelerator !!!
who ever said it was unsafe to carry a passenger?
Stupidity to an epic new level!
That isn’t a clown car car, they don’t look like clowns but they sure are acting like it… I ain’t never had too much fun.
I don’t always ride quads. But when I do, I take six amigos with me.
“Ok, no one move, they charge by the axle through this toll.” “Dad, Mom farted in my face!” “Don’t breath!”
As gas prices rose, people began demanding more from a gallon of gas.
GAUZE,,, CHECK.
Bandaids,,, CHECK
The low rider is in the shop.
OK WHO FARTED?
“Alright – who’s ready to go to Wal-Mart?”
I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that cheeseburger….
“New contest. How many riders can we get into the emergency room at once?”
“Why do I always have to ride in the back seat?”
Taking the term, “Head up yer arse” to a whole new level.
Hey! With the gas prices we couldn’t even start the car this morning.
you know gas prices are bad when hugh Hefner has to give up the limousine and trade it in for a ATV to transfer his girlfriends.
Who’s driving this thing?!?!
ewwww Who farted?!?!!
nothing like popping a wheelie with the whole family
Here’s a story of a man named Brady!
The family that plays together… Stays together…
Coming up next week! The Duggar family shows them up on a Yamaha Rhino.
Who needs gas……. Powered by Estrogen!!!
WHEEEE!
The sign said you can keep what you can carry on four wheels. Truck was in the shop so I’m improvising.
I thought my bike helped pick up the ladies but WOW I think I need a four wheeler
When dad had to take the kids to school, he refused to take the wife’s minivan. Needless to say, dad wont be in charge of the kids anymore….
BOGO on Blizzards at the Dairy Queen…strap that helmet on tight, Aunt Martha!
And they said I couldn’t pick up chicks on a Quad!!!!!
How many blondes does it take to change the tires on an ATV?
powerful,durable,and fun for the whole family….perferably not all at once!
Blondes DO have more fun
How many Blondes does it take to fill an ambulance?
Dad…You could really use a shave.
One man, six women, one wheeler… Any questions!!!!!
I told you those Fox shocks from DK would make a huge difference!!
Hang on were gonna try and jump that pond….
It’ll be fine honey…you wear the helmet, and I’ll wear the nanny
Good, one.
The things we have to do to get to the sale of Fox Racing Gear
“Nitro Circus has nothin on us!”
Honey i went to the Doctors today and we are having quadruplets
Man-Shoot, we forgot Rachel!?
Girls-who cares, just hurry up and finish the trick!!!
A family that goes to the emergency room together stays together!
I wanna drive! No you drive, But I wanna drive, no Im driving! But I wanna drive!I wanna drive too!
Yamaha, keeping the family entertained for a lifetime, the family that rides together stays together.
This is how you refuel airheads!
Forget the helmet I just want to sit in the middle!!!
The gas for the clown car is just too expensive anymore.
Hey, This new navigation method works great!
Sister wives we share everything!
Sevens Heaven!
A family that rides togather stays togather.
RECALCULATING
darn, we gotta go back! i forgot my wallet!
When mom said I think we should take the family out on the four wheeler. I don’t think this is what she had on her mind.
fox racing gathering up sponsors for 2012
What do you mean we’re overloaded
Ummm! This is gonna leave a mark!
….meanwhile at clown college, the freshman class works on a new bit….The Clown ATV…..
But Baby , you said didn’t what kind of fun you wanted with all of us at one time!!
The Consumer Product Safety Commission will now require passenger load labels on all powersports vehicles starting immediately.
And now for our next act, The Von Supertrapp Family!
Mom Johnny is touching me.
I like the openness of this vehicle compared to the Clown Car. Let’s make the dealer an offer if they will throw in the cup holders.
Honey, can we pleeeease get an SUV!!!
plug your nose
Look mom no hands.
Hey Ya’ll! hold my beer and watch this
Told you that having 2 flat tires at once wasn’t the end of the world….(shhh, don’t tell them I let the air out)
“trina, you’re such a flirt!”
WARNING: Do NOT attempt this alone or with everybody…….
Raise It Up Sundays
” I saw this in a movie , Trust me ” !
Okay girls, I’ll give you a ride to the game but with one condition — who ever’s on the back has to wear my helmet and be the wheelie scrape bar.
” Punch it , I know this road “!
New Quad – $10,000
Matching Outfits for the kids – $100
1 Old Motocross Helmet – $75
Taking the family to the local drag races on dad’s quad to save $10 in gas – PRICELESS!!!
Kevin couldn’t help but notice that his new quad was a babe magnet!
after the test drive Billy thought he had finally found a decent quad
We don’t need no stinkin mini van!!
Clown College here we come!!!
How many blondes does it take to do a wheelie???
little more gas…little more gas….NO !….not that much gas!
Are we there yet?
Proof that motorcycles and ATV’s truly are a family friendly sport!
Honey, does crashing make my butt look fat?
Awww Mom, couldn’t you & Dad just buy a VAN and kiss us in the driveway BEFORE you drive us to school like all the NORMAL parents do????
I knew dating more then one woman was gonna cause me trouble eventually!!!
Did you really have to bring your sisters on our honeymoon?
Seven Up!
See, I told you those Fox shocks from DK would hold!!
did we lose bubba
The family that plays together stays together!
Six Pack to Gooooo!!!!!
Hang on guys. I’m sure this one will make it to Dumbest Stuff on Wheels on Speed Channel.
This is the last time I ask these women for directions!
yes girls we are still going up hill ……
how many elephants can you fit in a car ? aint even close to what we can do ….
my wheels are higher then your heels ..
Coal region family reunion taxi
Just another Sunday Drive in an Alabama Mini Van
Finally a photo to go with the bumper sticker….
Sit down, hang on and shut up!
New meaning for Six Pack ABS…Allterrain Babe Scooter!
Bob hated that he had to ride his sisters to the mall before could go play in the woods.
Kids Don’t try this at home. We are professionals.
Adjust tire pressure accordingly
You are correct, those fox shocks I got at Dennis Kirk, have the balance in weight distribution I needed.
The Beverly Hillbillys are in forecloser. Compton, here we come!
Hold on girls … we’re going Back To The Future!
We’re gonna do what they say can’t be done’
First time that I had ever seen A 4 wheeler with 6 Live Bodies aboard and popping A wheelie to boot. That’s A site for sore eyes. I really like it for sure ! ! !
I got to get a station wagon.
You can’t fix stupid.
YOU REALLY GRIND MY REAR!!!
C’mon kids we only need $20 more in parts to get the free shipping
“Dude, You are so not gona believe what I just saw…”
Hand Check Dammit…Hand Check
The family that wheelies together, wheelchairs together!
wheelies today, wheelchairs tomorrow!
Who needs hills??
“WHEWWWWW Hold my beer! Watch This!” Cletus’ weekly trip to walmart.
now this gives a whole new meaning to Git R Done!!
The salesman did say this model is a chick magnet…
who farted???????
watch this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good thing I wore clean underwear.
I told you I could pick up more women on my 4-wheeler than you could in that mustang! Now hand over the keys.
We have a Poly-Ignoramus Relationship ..
Is this what quad heaven looks like?
Hey man !! Can i get a lift?
There just has to be room for one more.
Griswold’s Family off-road Vacation
Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
I got the 9 and the 1 dialed! Go!
Did I ever tell you about my first wheelie?
Whatever it is, it’s better in the wind.
Says the blond on the back,”Sure hope the gal on top doesnt pass gas!”
WHO’S YOUR DADDY!
The family that plays together stays together.
they said i had to by a minivan……. i said this will work………cheaper…. just hang on……..shopping we will go
“I said don’t look Margaret ! and she did.”
Just imagine how many could ride if they used all 4 wheels!
10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1- YAMAHA BLAST OFF!!!!!!!!!
{YAMAHA BLASTER 4 WHEELER}
Mommy, we forgot Timmy!
“Pain is only temporary, Families last forever”
She better be light on the gas and I’m not talking about the driver.
See honey, we don’t need a Minivan……
She better go light on the gas and I’m not talking about the throttle.
You think this looks odd you should see this soccer mom in her Prius !
Think he missed the meaning when DOT was talking about “Air Bags” on motorcycles?
Same stuff, different day
The Duggars go 4 wheeling.
“I REFUSE to buy a minivan”
Alright everyone… Load up and lets go to Wal-Mart!
Quad pooling – the exciting new way to get to work! Or the hospital…
After Bubba gets his act perfected he’s taking it from Branson to Vegas.
Life’s cheap and gas is expensive.
let see if the weight limit means anything.
Yesterday was the mechanical bull. What’s it going to be tomorrow, dad!?
Thanks to cash for clunkers this yamaha was the only used vehicle in the Johnson’s price range
They just took the term yamahauler to a new level
Modern day fraternity sets new record for people on a quad.
After this little joyride, billy only had 3 girlfriends.