Many of you participated in our first caption contest ever earlier this month. Everyone had fun coming up with captions and voting for their favorite so we thought we would continue the fun with another contest. This caption contest is sponsored by Throttle Threads, Tour Master, and Dennis Kirk, Inc.
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Take a look at the picture below and comment with a funny or clever caption before 11:59PM on March 22nd. Please remember that we welcome crowds of all ages to our blog so be sure to keep it family friendly. We reserve the right to disqualify any inappropriate submissions. We will narrow down the best responses and announce the top five finalists along with voting instructions on Friday, March 23rd. When the finalists are announced we will need your help selecting the winner! Be sure to stop by and vote for your favorite anytime between March 23rd and 11:59PM, March 27th. We will announce our winner on March 28th. Please take a moment to review our official contest rules before entering.
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329 comments
Whats the law on helmets again?
get off my back kid
Heavy Petting Zoo.
What is for Dinner at OUTBACK ??
Don’t wipe on my seat !!
I drank how much last night??????
” just doing a test review for DK’s new CamelBack system”
Don’t say nuttin’ ’bout my girlfriend!
This backpack is to warm for this weather.
Taking the kid for a ride…
Be cool man! just act like a backpack.
Do a wheel stand !!
Roger took his date for a ride around the island before dinner!
Don’t judge me!
Baa-aaa-ack seat driver!
With much dismay, the new hydration system was just too heavy!
Got your goat, didn’t I?
The back of the motorcyclist T-shirt reads: “If you can read this, the lamb fell off”.
This is a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad idea…………..
Umm…deer, not on the ear while I’m driving…
I told you this was a Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-D idea.
With gas prices so high, this is the only way to make any money at the slaughter house…
I dnt go anywhere without my camelbak.
this buts a whole new meaning to riding BAHHHIATCH
Go(a)t Milk?
Oh it’s called a GO bag, I thought you said grab your goat bag….
looks like the wife is pregnant :0
“It appears our lad took “BYOL” at the bottom of his dinner invite seriously…
I told you my jedi mind tricks would work on this human….
OK, Left at the next field, then the 4th barn on the right please.
Yeehaw, I got me a date and then dinner.
Why is this guy taking Ricky Carmichael for a ride? GOAT…….
free range animals taste better!
Just go man….ahhhh, that is warm…
NO, not to the market ! ! ! ! !
Me and the old Lady out for a putt.
Take a left at the banana trees…it’s where the chicks hang out
Dating from Craigslist personal ad’s is always a gamble
Ha-ha stupid dog, who is man’s best friend now!
I’m just taking the kid to school.
Who says blondes have more fun?
Seriously baby, are we headed to WV???????
Bill finally figured out a way to get his friends to stop making fun of his bike
And just when you thought you couldnt do any worse, andys new gal was a real animal !!!!!!!
AYE!! To the Outback, mate
Goat your motor running,head out on the highway…..
Looking for adventure,and whatever comes our way!!
I’ve heard of men riding sheep but not sheep riding motorcycles
Holy plantains Bike man, what was that goat boy?
I see the penguin in the plantains.
She was hot when we left the bar.
Bill the goat once again wishes he had thumbs…
Went to Sturgis and all I got was this stinking goat!
Helmets, not just for safety anymore! They also protect you from all your friends seeing you ugly girlfriend!
Ah yes the banana fields, Where men are men and sheep are nervous.
Goat let me fall of man!
BA-A-A-A-Adddd to the bone!!!!
CANT WAIT TO GET HOME HONEY….WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR SUPPER
Low budget re-make to Snakes on a Plan! Goat on a mope:d
Goat week at Daytona
Got Goat?
Redneck GTO
You mean you’ve had two pairs of gloves on this WHOLE TIME??!!
Dude, do ya think we need a seat extender?!
Dance with the one that brung ya…
Billy the kid makes an unorthodox getaway…
These days who knows. One mans goat, anothers ol’lady
whats your name again?
“Dude, I need a helmet and a Bungee cord when riding with you. Your driving abilities always get my Goat.”
I told you NOT to wear THAT helmet, it attracts TOO much attention !
Once you go goat…you never go back!
Hold tight honey, we’ll be home soon.
Ewe can’t let me off anytime now!
Awwww… “That’s The Spot!”, A Littte More To The Right Please!
First 2 members of the Baaaaaad Mamm-A-Jammas Motorcycle Club!
What do you think of my Girlfriend?
I really hate family reunions!
Rider: Should we stop for a beer?
Goat: Naaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
Oh…Leave me old goat alone! She’s me best friend.
This Nanny is running an hour late to watch her kids!
Remember, you must lean with my in the curves!
Dont be a lamb, get youre own bike
Did you say Stew for supper? What KInd?
Bikes get you baaaabes
An he thought only his wife called him an old goat.
After several motorcycle courses failed to teach the art of “driving like an animal”, Carlos hired a speacialist!
One of these days I’ll learn to stay off of the Captain Morgan
At least it’s not a monkey!!!
What’s for dinner?
Don’t worry, no one will even notice!
Goat: Are we there yet? Are we there yet?…How ’bout now? Are we there NOW? Can we stop for ice cream? I gotta pee!
Biker: Shut up, kid.
Yes, my kids do call me Da-a-a-aaa-dy!
After much “goading” the “kid” finally got a ride to greener pastures.
Ewe sure this is the right way?
I told you I would bring dinner home hunny!!
Anything Dave put in his new backpack, never came out looking the same.
If I had a Harley, you’d be a HOG!
Lassie, eat your heart out.
it’s all fun until you realize you’re invited to dinner for a reason!
The women all look better at closing time.
look if i nibble on your right ear you better stop cause i gotta PEE
HURRY DADDY,I DON’T WANT TO HAVE THIS “KIDD” ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
I’M NEVER GETTIN DRUNK & PLAYIN TRUTH OR DARE AGAIN….
IT ALWAY’S FEEL’S LIKE,SOMEBODY’S WATCHIN’ ME
Whisper in my ear and I”ll take you anywhere!
I’m sorry but I didn’t have anybody to watch the kid so brought him along.
Hurry Up Dude! I don’t want to be later for the Star Wars Bar scene
EWE MOVE ME!
Cowboy or sheepman. There IS a difference!
DONT WORRY BIKER DUDE …. I GOT YOUR BAAAAAAACK
I told you we should have made that left turn at Albequerque! Now we’re gonna be late.
Goat back mountain!!!
Custom kiddie bar with 4 point hitch???
Quick, hit the drive thru, I’m dyin for a kids meal.
Gee your hair smells great.
Any wonder why George never had a girlfriend?
Are you sure this is safe? I see that YOU have a helmet…….
GOAT ON YOUR BIKE AND RIDE!
“Oh, I thought they said ‘GOAT’ on your bike and ride”
So I needed a DD…..what?!
I told you I don’t need no stinking butt pad!!!!!!
aaaaaat six tenths of aaaaaaa mile,tuuuuuurrrrrrn leeeeeeft.
Making chili at friends house, i can’t ride home on a bowl of goat. Had to take the bike instead.
WELCOME TO COSTCO I LOVE YOU
Daaaaaaddy! You’re such a Baaaaad boy!
Goat, it’s what’s for dinner.
who’s your DAAAAADY!!!!
my kid has really been riding me lately!
OMG! Look at that hunny! A vintage Yamaha DX100 !
Rodney treats his date for a ride in rural Arkansas.
So this isn’t what “on the Lamb” looks like?
that’s no goat!!!! that’s my my wife!!!! you need glasses ….
Animal: “I told you to ask for directions back at the gas station.”
Driver: “I know where I am going.”
THIS CHEESE BETTER BE GOOD SHAKEN
I’m so excited! I’ve never been to a barbeque before!
Me and my date on the way to the prom
The sign said “Beware of hitchhikers”. I took a chance.
The wife won’t ride with me so……
Wanted to take out the HOG today, but my kid said it was politically incorrect to ride it, so we took the Honda.
I knew she was lying to me when she said she was “just going to the store”
E-harmony really works!
Finally got that monkey off my back , but …
they said it could never happen. but, just look at us now betty off to our honymoon
Hey, don’t worry. Everyone may think it looks funny, but I don’t mind the color of your helmet at all.
I wish The Vetrenarian was Closer, I wouldn’t have to Ride Thru Town With This Goat on My Bike.
Is it to late to let you know I haven’t the money to pay for this taxi ride?
“Don’t worry I’ve goat your back bro”
Hurry or the bar will be closed by the time we get there.
First gear, it’s all right (goat little honda,,… goat… faster, faster)
Second gear, I’ll lean right (goat little honda,… goat… faster, faster)
Third gear, hang on tight (goat little honda, …goat… faster, faster)
Faster, it’s all right…………
Gas prices go any higher, I’ll be riding her home.
I told you to get me that backrest from Dennis Kirk’s web site.
If this works out, we’ll need a side car! lol
I normally dont pick up hitch hikers……………..
Wow I always wanted a kangaroo for a pet! Please act like a backpack & no one will ever notice!!!!
GO((AT)) PED? OR GO PED?
i think the goat is taking a dump
have you noticed the mild tan this man has unlike the pregnant goat on his back?
EWE!!!
The only thing better than having a nice warm glass of goat milk before going for a ride is being able to bring your goat milk with you!
“They see me rollin, they hatin”
As long as you got two wheels, you really can pick up anything.
I told them i wanted to rent a HOG!!…and this is what i got!!!!
Hello Clarice, my messenger is sending you a gift. Maybe now the lambs will stop their screaming.
Ha ha get your own chauffeur and you too kid can ride the big bike..
Yuppp that’s right wee are baaaaaaaad to the bone
He’s got a lamb rubbing up on his back but remembered to put a towel on the seat!
So what’s on the menu again for this BBQ tonight?
This is how we ride where i come from..
seriously when we get to the gate let me do the talking…
I’d rather it was ewe than this goat, makes the bike sound like tin….
See I told you we didn’t need the side car.
“Can’t be with the one you love…love the one you’re with!”
Goats on ewe
Goat’s on ewe!
Other bikers settle for a simple Goatee
Mother always said to bring home the girl he would marry with a good dowry . This one is the girl and the dowry.
His buddy said he went riding with Ricky the GOAT! He misunderstood!
Goat your motor runnin’….goat out on the highway!!!
“I’ve goat to hand it to ewe, this DOES make me feel like a kid, again!”
Three goat puns in one caption? WINNER!
Honey, are you SURE you turned off the stove?
Never pick up hitch hikers.
Dora’s older brother and his Baaaaackpack, baaaaaaackpack.
@Hippster
Should be “Ach Du Lieber, yor har svmells goat”.
LOL
by the way what a way, to tenderize the meat before a meal.
“Well,,,,we’re off to Market, the only thing wrong with that is,,,, is I won’t be ba a a a ack!”
Babe, you need to work on those love handles some.
Awww thanks for the lift, my hooves are killin me.
OK. These scavenger hunts are getting a little out of hand!
Or someone needs to start proof reading them before we head out.
Was it Goat or Coat?
hey wanna go ridin? BAAAAAAAAAAA… perfect lets go!
Watch the bumps Baaaaaaaaabe or we won’t make it to the delivery room!
All this for a Klondike?
I’m so glad I got the dual sport!
Those were some serious beer goggles.
What happens in Venezuela stays in Venezuela!
Fred always carries an offering in the event of a zombie apocalypse
Hey there big boy going my way!
I have had a terrible day and now Ive got Ewe on me back!!
We have go and visit my parents…they want to meet you, and then we can go to the prom baby!
Got my goat, my bike and were touring on a tropical island…life is good.
B A A A A A A – D to the Bone!
Loosen up, You’re choking me!!
That guy at the bike shop was right. You Don,t get near as many bugs in your teeth riding in reverse…..
B.Y.O.G. = Bring your own goat
A red t-shirt? $10 dollars.
A pair of jeans? $30 dollars.
Waking up in Mexico, with nothing but a motorcycle and a sheep.
Priceless.
Gee hun I thought we would both fall off when I hit that goat…
Faster…. I feel like pushing!!!!
and they said it would never work…
Let’s Goat Grazzing
i am not on the lamb again, it just looks that way.
Whuter ewe lookin at?
Bobs blind date from singlebikers.com was surprisingly short and hairy. But he hopes for a second date
Another Marriage ammendment, on the way
“You better hurry I think my water just broke!”
Now I can use the carpool lane!!
the best rider I have ever had. No talking back!!!
“Hang on Snoopy”!
What are YOU laughing at? We don’t see YOUR picture getting all this attention!
Broke Back Mountain, here we come!
new for 2012 the all new “goatped”
Few know that before jumping the Grand Canyon, Evil Knievel performed other dangerous feats such as ridesharing (be careful, its a jungle out there!).
Check out my new backpack.
Are you sure you’re a real cowboy?
Hey, how’s the ride back there? Not ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d…lol
Motorbikes are a sheep way of travelling.
…then she said, “Why don’t you take the kid to dinner?” heh, heh, heh…
His shirt says “If you can read this … the goat fell off!”
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Well, what bar are we goin’ to? I like beer!
Honestly… I will take you to meet my parents in the morning!
Ride it like you stole it!
Redneck mobile veterinarian service
Hey Bill, pull over, let me drive!
Can this thing GOAT any faster?
I’ve got your baaaack!
A Man And His Date
Weeee, faster…faster!!
Should have brought the Harley
I am so BAAAAAAAD!!
Pedro doesn’t go ANYWHERE without his goat.
GOAT MILK: Nourish the biker within you!
OK ONE MORE TIME, YOU LET THE CLUTCH OUT SLOWLY AS YOU TWIST THE THROTTLE!!!! ANY QUESTIONS??
Dumb and Dumber
Naaaaaaat a Harley!
What do you think they will be serving at this party your taking me too? I hope it’s good!!
Are we there yet?
Post bar rules, ” its not about having whom you want, but wanting whom you have”
If we win the ugly girlfriend contest I still get half the prize money right ?
dude! watch out for the pot holes. I already do enough jumping
“And you thought your prom date was ugly!”
Come to Hawaii. It’s the premiere place to bring your goat on her honeymoon. She’ll thank you later.
Must be date night at Auburn University.
Out for a ride to show off his new “Goatal Positioning System” Tom receives new instructions right into his ear.
Look at the bright side, I’m female so they can’t give you crap about 2 guys on a bike !
At least they can’t give you crap about 2 guys on a bike, I’m female !
Man, this new goat skin riding jacket just doesn’t seem to fit right.
well, my wife wants the house, but all I really need are my bike and my goat so I AM OUTTA HERE!!
I know what you are thinking but this is legal in 27 states.
Hey old goat.Get your tongue out of my ear or you,ll be walking real soon.
Honey, Are we theeeeere Yet?
this is legal in 27 states
Oh Ba-ay-ay-ay-ay-by, I love it when ewe wrap your legs around me.
Remember, if we get pulled over, just ”
act natural”.
….and one year at band camp…….
What happens in Vegas,stays in Vegas
Larry had a little lamb little lamb little lamb!
You said i could drive 3 miles baaaack
goat ahead and take the next right
Have I ever told you how much I enjoy riding with you?
Taking “free-range” to the next level.
I will get off at the next mango tree.
Blimie mate, no worries, She hangs on. Just no need to tie me kangaroo down.
It sure beats “hoofing” it!!!
He knew he might have a hearing problem When his wife said “Go to the Store” and he couldn’t figure out why he had to bring the Goat? 🙂
Baaadd to the bone, ba, ba, baby were are baaad to the bone!
They just called us scooter trash, get a Harley
Well-used Jincheng AX-100 moto – $200
Very cool shades and helmet – $50
Lunch for the “biker gang” – Priceless
MasterCurd
Look Kid, I said stick it in your ear not mine!
The goat lies!!!
I got next lap buddy !
Hang on and eye’s straight ahead no one will notice.
Come on, you said I could drive ten miles ago!
My dad said you were supposed to bring me home by 10 last night, were really in deep doo doo this time.
Let me whisper sweet nothings in your ear while I pick the bugs out of my teeth..
Why is Ricky Carmichael riding on the back of my scooter? GOAT!
Honey hold on.. I know that deer is around here some were!!!
we would be there already if he would let me drive
GoatDaddy.com
“So, is there a lake near this cabin you’re taking me to?”
Debuting Goat Brothers new line of backpacks!
The new state of the art decoys when hunting humans
… weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
………….. oh crap …. turn around, I dropped my pinwheels
I heard goatskin was very protective.
(prospect) ” I hate it when Tig makes me pick up his dates…It’s gonna be a long ride to the clubhouse.”
Are we there yet, Daddy?
“Thanks for the ride man.I didn’t know what they were gonna shear off next!”
I shouldn’t have said I would be the designated driver!
Taking my road test, the instructor said they had my back if something happened, Didnt expect this!
The kidds are always screaming about how they want to go for a ride.
Hurry up animal, the baby is coming!
It’s a LAMBorghini!
Faster Dad, Fassster…..
Goatrider 3
Tag….. your it!
Remember Kidd, if we get pulled over, just ACT NATURAL!
are we there yet.
Start em young!
Yeah, the old goat loves to ride, but her hemorrhoids are acting up.
With the divorce completed, Pham lu goes on his first date in years.
Haaay Baaaabe, I really need a baaathroom breaaaak
People like that really get my goat!
Goat Rider – Spirit of Vengeance – in theaters this summer!!
Hold on tight kid or things could get messy.
Can’t this thing GO any Faaaaaaaaaster !!!!!!!
Stop……..not in the ear……it tickles
Hurry, Lets Make a Breaaaaaak For it, I dont think he saaaaaaaaaw us
After the bike club’s first “date night” Rob wasn’t sure this was his kind of biker gang.
In a fuel saving plan, the big 18 wheeler livestock transport was scraped in favor of a more economical vehicle. However not all the drivers liked the idea.
This was the last time Rob took one of those all inclusive trips that offered an escort and vehicle.
Weeeeeeeeeee, weeeeeeeeee, weeeeeeeeee
Finally got the monkey off my back and now this.
Billy The Kid Rides Again!!
Billy butted in with a gruff tone, ” Quit kidding around, make a ewe turn, and take me to the next baaaaaaahr!!”
Mayhem thought the pinwheels might be too much….
Hang a left just past the palms. It’s the third barn on the right.
Thanks for the lift.
Does it look like I care what you think.
Your drivings not Baaaaaaad…
“Nothing says freedom like a man and his goat”
So a biker and a goat walk into a bar……..
… John put on his best shirt and jeans. and went to meet Mary and her little lamb for a double date…
Awesome Giveaway
Captain Courageous found that fighting crime with a goat was better than having a dog as a sidekick because the goat didn’t hang his tongue out in the wind.